We should start interviewing new hospitalists at Umenoya using the Spicy Miso Ramen as a litmus test. So much would be revealed for the price of a noodle soup.
"Have a seat."
[Open the menu.]
"What would you like? I recommend the Spicy Miso Ramen - there's no better broth, spicy miso chashu if you're hungry."
[You order.]
Order anything else and we'll send you packing, dietary restrictions aside. Order the spicy miso, advance to the next round.
[You start to eat.]
"What do you think?"
Is it the best you've ever had? Yes? At least one boss will vouch for you.
Love it? Advance to the next round.
Like it? Just okay? Pretty good? Noncommittal or vague answer? Red flag. You're a big MAYBE.
"What's your favorite ramen? What other places do you like?" Answer carefully for your future with us depends on it.
Not your thing? Get up, get out. You're not going to fit in so you can't sit with us. We'll forgive but we won't forget this.
They do make other stuff. Vegetarian friends swear by the miso, those with allergies enjoy the corn butter and the shoyu. I opt for the Tsukemen when I can't stomach so much broth.
They also make a fantastic spicy tuna bowl on a hot day, and apps like Takoyaki can be fun. Don't worry, we won't do the Gyoza Roulette with you until after you're hired. The spicy one will be your initiation.
Pass the ramen test? I'll raise my green tea (they don’t serve alcohol) and toast. A warm welcome to you and a warm thank-you to Umenoya, the unofficial ramen of HCP!
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