Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Glutenus Maximus Bakehouse - Vista, CA

The name is pun, the pun is a butt joke, and when you visit their website, the cursor is a croissant. 


If that's not enough reasons to pick up some pastries, try the Milk & Cookies Cruffin. Cruffin >>>> Cronut IMHO, less grease, better texture, fluffy layers both chewy and soft. Cream filling optional per my personal preference, but theirs is delicious and makes a perfect breakfast-dessert.


All items are best to share - this Butterscotch Pecan Sticky Bun is a brick, a gooey, runny-sauce, super-sugared accompaniment to a cup of morning coffee. 


Stick to simplicity if you want. The Ham and Cheese Croissant is solid,


the Blueberry Muffin is good, 


and the Browned Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie is a crowd-pleaser for sure.

Love the locals, hate the chains, support the legit bakers like those at Glutenus Max!

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