I could be a snob. I could turn my nose up and my thumb down at
this puny patty that tops this poor excuse for a burger. I could sneer at the
copious crumbles of bleu cheese that outnumber the crumbles of beef in the
patty of this sad
Wisconsin Burger. I
could gag on the wilted slice of lettuce, but I picked it off instead. Just for
tonight, I’m holding my side of snob. Because this boring burger isn’t just any
burger, it’s a half off burger. And there is nothing thumbs down about paying
$3 for a burger AND a side of the best straight-up French fries I’ve had in
months. I got more than my money’s worth on these fries alone, especially with
my special blend of ketchup and Sriracha.
If the half-price burger isn’t convincing enough, drown your
doubts in a 22 oz. beer for just $6.
Sam Adams brews a mean lager, and UFO white is all of a lady’s lightness,
though no one feels light after one of these foaming monster-glasses.
Disclaimer: I do love deals, but there’s a reason the food here is
cheap. Pour House is a bar so dive that pour is a pithy play on words rather
than a description of the drinks they serve. So snub it as you see fit, but do remember
that a decent meal at Pour House won’t land you in the poorhouse.
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