Earning a Star on my Boulevard

My standardized rating system will be similar to yelp. 5 stars is just enough, except instead of days of conflicting thoughts on rounding up vs. down, I get to use half-stars. Done deal.

1 Star: Spit it out. 

2 Stars: Send it back.

3 Stars: Swallow. But not like you enjoy it.

4 Stars: Smack your lips. Not too hard.

5 Stars: Succulently sweetly stunningly scrumptious perfection. Seduce the chef.

Not sure if I'll add pricing - it's so easily googled. But ask. And you shall receive.