Taco Tour lucky #13, and what an appropriate number. If Wednesday Addams opened a restaurant with Morticia as the host and Gomez at the grill, this place would be it. The ominous name and metal-morbid theme is deliciously dark, and the outdoor patio's giant skeleton and fountain of blood is everything a Halloween aficionado ever wanted.
Despite earning my respect for choosing a theme and doubling down hard, I believe only a truly evil person would have chosen these fonts for the menu. I have never in 40 years found such an eyesore, and I swear I couldn't even focus for more than a moment, nevermind read the menu and figure out what I want. I ordered one of each on their most popular tacos list just to stop the assault on my eyes, and this is coming from someone who has taken multiple 8-hour boards. Then again, this kinda goes with the theme.
Theme aside, the tacos are the best. So many uniquely different options, I'm sold on all the seafood.
The Simmons is a strong start; presentation on point, a sensual slab of tongue on display. Tender beyond belief, just woefully under-seasoned.
The McSatan is just a burger, but the best burger I've ever had. Juiciest patty I’ve ever tasted, seasoned just so, crunchy bacon on gooey cheese with acid guac and a thick tortilla that's better than any bun.
I didn't love the Rock Lobster as it's impossible to eat. Cannot pick it up, cannot eat neatly, must be taken apart and reassembled to get all elements in a single bite. But I'd still get it again just for the fantastic flavor of the lobster tunnel inside, coupled with a super-crunch tortilla and sour-salsa tomatillo.
The god of aquatic tacos Poseidon makes magic with octopus pastor. The tenderest tentacles, blackened by flames, with a sweet pineapple tide.El Goth is black tortilla, black pastor that pops. Super crispy crust on the pork, super sass and spice in the seasoning, a marvel of a spice mix, so good it survives without a spit.
El Asesino: The two best meats they make, complementary color, flavor, texture too. Two perfect makes too perfect.
All black is back, and I personally love knowing that anything I wear is bound to match their food and decor. The tacos are truly amazing, and I laud their remarkably clever use of very little space. It isn't about the amount of space, it's about what you do with it. And here they're doing big things in that tiny little kitchen.